Tok'ra Spice


by A. Magiluna Stormwriter


A Filk of "The Waitress" by Tori Amos

Disclaimer: All publicly recognisable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Author's Notes: So I wrote this on 25 September 2000, while sitting in the Seattle Greyhound station, waiting for my bus to take me home from Gatecon....

Can we say AJ got a lot of exposure of her favorite actress? *eg*


So I want to kill this Tok'ra Spice
She's been here 3 years less than me
If I did it fast you know it's an act of kindness

But I believe in peace
I believe in peace
Bitch
I believe in peace

I want to kill this Tok'ra Spice
I can't believe this violence in mind
And is her power all in her leather-clad tits?

I want to kill this killing wish
There are too many witnesses and not enough time
The boys all think she's living kindness
Ask me or Major Carter
Ask her fellow Tok'ra


Original lyrics....

"The Waitress"
by Tori Amos

So I want to kill this waitress
She's worked here a year longer than I
If I did it fast you know that's an act of kindness

But I believe in peace
I believe in peace
Bitch
I believe in peace

I want to kill this waitress
I can't believe this violence in mind
and is her power all in her club sandwich

I want to kill this killing wish
they're too many stars and not enough sky
Boys all think she's living kindness
ask a fellow waitress
ask a fellow waitress